Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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