I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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