Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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