Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
