you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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