Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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