I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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