why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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