White coat. Heels.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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