The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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