I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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