How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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