so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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