why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
dude. I can hear the air.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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