Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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