Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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