i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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