Do vagina's smell?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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