Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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