I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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