Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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