Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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