the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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