Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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