Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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