Already got asked if we're dating
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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