It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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