So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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