Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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