I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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