I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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