we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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