oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Come see our sink grown plant.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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