I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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