we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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