nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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