I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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