Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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