At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
