i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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