you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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