How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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