I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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