Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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