"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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