i think i have two assholes
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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