Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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