Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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