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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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