Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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