So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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