I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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